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FISH FANATICS

2007-04-28T21:37:00.000-07:00

Guess what ppl......the pest, me and Idhy are in to this new project where we are actually trying to make a good enough salt water fish tank. So far picking up fish from the sea hasnt been much trouble, 0nly problem is their new accomodation.

Currently on a star ranking, pests tank happens to be a bowl with colorful fishies (ps. like she sayz, shes got a dancing fish in it....personally i think its insane, wavering abt all the time as if to some tune).

Its just soo fukin expensive getting a tank of a considerable size with all the necessary accessories.

All n all me n Idhy (mermaid man and barnacle boy, not necessarily in the same order) had a lot of fun trying to locate the fishies and ....er persuading them to come and live in our tank, instead of the plain old waters of Hulhu Male'. Fuzz, u should try it some time.

Got Insurance??? Maldivian Insurance Policy Ya All

2007-04-09T22:53:00.000-07:00

You know just two dayz ago my wife was talking about signing her insurance forms as a mandatory thing for all in IGMH....and there I was thinking, since there health benefits from before have been quite reasonable, its gonna be kinda cool to have an insurance card and all with similar benefits.
Boy, was I wrong. She came back that day from duty and, lo n behold she had the miracle insurance papers with her. So I go asking her, didja read what you signed. Guess what she said....nope they didnt ask me to read or explain any of the terms outlined...they just asked me to sign. And what's more, the people who made me sign were not even from the insurance company, there were just normal hospital staff.
So, I thought ok....signing something with terms you never read may not be as bad since they had such good health benefits before. But guess what, when I had a look at the damned thing, two points caught my eye instantly.
First and fore most, the damned thing dun cover any medical bills due to injury in the work place.....I was like what the heck.
And the second one was even more alarming for me. The document also strongly stated that a pregnant woman will not be covered by the policy unless they inform of the condition 90 days from the date they find out they are pregnant. Now this point is ok in a normal sense, but the part that fuked me up was that my wife was due in 3 or less months and nowhere in the document was there any mention of what to do if you were 6 months pregnant when you signed this money trap.
All of ya out there, any one had a good look at that policy.....it really is raving lunacy.

Battle of the Butts - A new begining

2007-01-23T21:12:00.000-08:00

You know, one of the most searched for keywords on the www today happens to be Andrea Rincon aka Selena Spice. One look at this pic and I think any one will know why shes so much in demand.

One look at that and I went....Unholy. That is one helluva rack.

Well Ms. Andrea happens to be one of the top most contenders for the title of Ms. Booty for 2007.

As decribed on Rockyjay.com HER BIO: Andrea was born in Cali, Colombia in 1986 and started modeling at age of 13. Andrea is serious contender of Keyra Augustina, when it comes to the best ass on the planet. She says, "For that reason I want that they know me as I am, for that reason I created my Official Page, so that they see everything what always they have been curious to see of me and to be able to share with you".

She definitely got my vote. Wanna c more? her oficial page is www.andrearincon.com. But do a nice google search and you will deifnitely c more.....for free that is.

Oye fuzz, take a bite out of this...... ;)

NFS (Need For Speed), HAYABUSA - Episode 8

2006-12-25T02:09:00.000-08:00

Guess what ya all, there is a new beauty in town. Her name happens to be Suzuki GSX1300R - also known as HAYABUSA (Peregrine Falcon in Japanese).

This sweet ride was built to beat the Honda CBX1100XX, also known as Super Black Bird. Hayabusa tops off at a whopping 308 km/h (191 mph), reaches from 0-100 km/h in just 2.67 seconds, and has a maximum power out put of 175 bhp @ 9000 rpm. But due to pressure to its maker Suzuki, from governments as well as high risk of accidents, a modifier chip has limited the speed of this magnificent Falcon to 300 km/h. Ps, Hayabusa can also be fitted with turbo chargers for "extra pleasure"......now that's what I call Need For Speed.

And as if those speeds were not enough, once modified (fitted with turbo chargers) this baby can do a mind blowing 420 km/h.

Seemingly this baby is one of the fastest motor bikes in the world, and now shes shown up in Male'. Honestly, I think its like caging a falcon. Poor Hayabusa will now never get to spread her wings and "fly".

I mean, cmon people.... I can understand the feeling of wanting this wonderful creation of man, but still, do you ever think Hayabusa will even come close to the speeds which it was built for as long as it is on the streets of Male'?????

For all you speed freaks like me.....keep you eye out for this mutha.

Sooooooo Cccccuuuutteeee.

Picture This - Episode 7

2006-12-06T19:08:00.000-08:00

Hey fuzz, guess what.....got me a sonogrammy thingy, well what ever....a black n white, out of focus pic of my little baby, day before yesterday. Tiny little sucker, barely and inch he/she is (Gonna be seven weeks on Friday).

We all heard the saying "A picture is worth a thousand words", well I beg to differ in this instance, I would say this picture left me at a loss for words. Really people, these moments make you feel somethings you don't know how to describe.

Ill post the pics sometime today or tomoro, ok fuzz man. Oh and yeah, I want to say hi from you to the baby, but dhaya is so ticklish, she wont let me talk to the baby.

O yah, and koks chose a name for the baby. She sayz she'll call him/her Saththaaru. Go figure.

End of the Week (AKA All Hail....) - Episode 6

2006-12-06T18:46:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhh, Thursday at last.

Been a while since I even looked at this page. "Surprisingly", no feedback on my last post. Hey fuzz, you said lotsa people read the stuff here. Well, maybe not my posts. Thanks for your feedback uncle fuzz.

Any way, me and dhaya fixed our DVD player last night. I was out in the rain two times trying to find a capacitor and some tools to get it fixed. Finally after taking apart a trimmer, mini radio, PS 1, CD-ROM and a remote, a cordless phone had one of those capacitors in it. I tried my best to pop it out without damaging it, and in vain ended up screwing up the job by detaching one of its sides completely.

But on the grounds of "I won't give up till I get it fixed", I took apart an old P4 power supply to find to my delight, the same type of capacitor (My god people.....you cant even buy one of these little capacitor bastards in Male').

Then I went out in the rain again to get me a soldering gun, and some lead to detach and attach the little bastard. After much effort, and uncertainity on the part of my wife, "We" (meaning me my wife and my tiny little baby) got it done.

Now at last I come to my final happy ending, where I actually got the damned player to function like new. Hip, hip.......lol. Well any way, perfect ending to a lousy week. Cheers all.

Ps. Wanna guess how I found out that the capacitor needed replacement? Beleive it or not, i typed in "DVD player power light keeps blinking" on google (via my phone), and voila the top search result was exactly what I needed.

ALL HAIL GOOGLE, the mighty information databank (plus still the best porn and crack finder ever).

Blog???....hmmmm blog!!! - Episode 5

2006-12-01T11:13:00.000-08:00

To every one and any one out there who reads these blogs.....I want an honest opinion from you.

What I wanna hear is, what do you people actually intend to see or read about in these blog pages. Please be kind enough to leave me a few suggestions of the type of stuff you actually want.

Lets see what comes up....shall we.

The way of the PC - Episode 4

2006-11-30T08:19:00.000-08:00

Not only is there a "Way of the Jedi", there is also a way to keep your PC fast, trained to endure, be "healthy" and carry a light sabre......well maybe not the latter.

This post is sorta my brothers idea. It goes out to all you non-techies out there. Its all tips and facts that can make your PC (may it be desktop / laptop) faster, less liable to crash, and also safer from viruses.

First off, programs you may use - yet not good for the performance of your PC.

1) Tool bars & hot bars (with the exception of google tool bar) :- This is a definite no no if your trying to keep your PC, specially surfing the Internet in peace. These tool bars and hot bars usually come with add ware, spy ware, and also make it possible to annoy the user with stuff you really don't need. But the google hot bar is definitely a useful tool, in terms of searching, blocking pop-ups and much more [details are quite long, maybe I'll dedicate a post for that].

2) Programs that start up with your operating systems, this is the stuff that starts up as soon as you turn your PC on. Ok, lemme give you why these programs are bad for ya. First of the start up will lag definitely with each new program that has to run at start up. Im sure a lotta you out there have this issue where it takes more then 2 minutes where the PC is still loading all these programs at start up. Take em off people, you can run what ever you want, when you want....just don't leave it for start up. Example would be download apps such as Ares, Kazaa and all these P2P apps. Also messenger, if you want to speed up your start up and really don't need your messenger to start every time you turn on, then DON'T. This can save that start up time a lot. Also apps such as quick time, auto updates for different apps, win amp agent, and such are really unnecessary apps that load and run in the background.

3) Different independently developed add-ons for standard apps. What I'm talking about are the add-ons available on the internet such as add-ons for MSN messenger or even windows (except from Microsoft). Most of the time these add-ons come with different viruses such as Trojans and more. Also they may not be as complete as, off the shelf software updates from original vendors of that software. This tendency to be incomplete create gaps in their security which make em more vulnerable to virus attacks. So if you value your safety and the safety of your PC ....... just don't use any add-on you find out there.

Unholy, this is long aint it.....ok I must be boring ya all. Well there is so much to say, any way I'll write more on this topic later.

Buh bye for now.

This one is for my wife - Episode 3

2006-11-30T08:10:00.000-08:00

Ah, time at last to write in my blog. Hey ya all, I'm back.

Ok, this one is dedicated to my wife, my one and only Dhaya. The sweet little girl who came into my life to make me a better man, a caring husband (I hope), a wonderful father (maybe my son/daughter will say that), and of course fatter than ever, now that I have almost everything a man can ask for.

I just wanted to post this to thank my beautiful, bubbly, cute and definitely pregnant little Dhaya doll for giving me everything i just described above. Love you with every beat of my heart. I know you feel the same about me too.

Thank God for this blessing he gave me.

Peace out.

Showdown in the Office - Episode 2

2006-11-29T00:26:00.000-08:00

I'm back, and this time....with a vengeance. Hell ya!!!!

Heh heh, got carried away with the atmosphere here. For all you people sitting at a desk at your office or even at home, I extend my invitation to come shoot your best friends and office mates with your weapon of choice.

Well I just got off being the winner of 2 straight matches of Combat Task Force 121. Its a lot like the infamous Counter Strike. All you got to do is sneak or hunt your opponent (team or individual) and shoot them on site. Well, you can also stab them with your trusty knife or blow them up with your grenades.

To all you people who don't like blood, guts and gore i got to say, playing this game aint much about enjoying violence, but more about enjoying yourself and having a challenging, yet fun time. You would be amazed at how much you actually enjoy playing something like this. Some women who never played this game before even enjoyed playing a few rounds with us.

If you don't believe me try it out with some friends or play online.

Well enough on strategic office warfare. Get back later on something else.

Over and out.

The Beginning - Pilot

2006-11-27T20:57:00.000-08:00

In the name of the lord, the beneficent, the merciful.

Hello every one,

First time ever starting up a bloggers account. Be it all thanks to my brother fuzz (uncle b for some), the mighty blogger.

I want to start things off by giving ya all an insight on who and where I am right now.

Well I'm an "ordinary" guy (ps, thats without hair on my head), going to be something special soon (Imma be a pappy, really excited about that).

Right now I'm sitting in my office, keeping an eye on my boss (might pop in with a new idea for his website at any time), surrounded by my co-workers (now this is really a strange, insane yet fun bunch of people) and I just got a call from my sis who wants me to do some dirty work for her (details withheld).

If you want me to paint you a picture of me, broke would be the color....lol. Well any way, I think thats enough for now. Get back to this soon.

Peace ya all. Power to my penis.....o wait, thats "people".