Monday, December 25, 2006

NFS (Need For Speed), HAYABUSA - Episode 8


Guess what ya all, there is a new beauty in town. Her name happens to be Suzuki GSX1300R - also known as HAYABUSA (Peregrine Falcon in Japanese).

This sweet ride was built to beat the Honda CBX1100XX, also known as Super Black Bird. Hayabusa tops off at a whopping 308 km/h (191 mph), reaches from 0-100 km/h in just 2.67 seconds, and has a maximum power out put of 175 bhp @ 9000 rpm. But due to pressure to its maker Suzuki, from governments as well as high risk of accidents, a modifier chip has limited the speed of this magnificent Falcon to 300 km/h. Ps, Hayabusa can also be fitted with turbo chargers for "extra pleasure"......now that's what I call Need For Speed.

And as if those speeds were not enough, once modified (fitted with turbo chargers) this baby can do a mind blowing 420 km/h.

Seemingly this baby is one of the fastest motor bikes in the world, and now shes shown up in Male'. Honestly, I think its like caging a falcon. Poor Hayabusa will now never get to spread her wings and "fly".

I mean, cmon people.... I can understand the feeling of wanting this wonderful creation of man, but still, do you ever think Hayabusa will even come close to the speeds which it was built for as long as it is on the streets of Male'?????

For all you speed freaks like me.....keep you eye out for this mutha.

Sooooooo Cccccuuuutteeee.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Picture This - Episode 7

Hey fuzz, guess what.....got me a sonogrammy thingy, well what ever....a black n white, out of focus pic of my little baby, day before yesterday. Tiny little sucker, barely and inch he/she is (Gonna be seven weeks on Friday).

We all heard the saying "A picture is worth a thousand words", well I beg to differ in this instance, I would say this picture left me at a loss for words. Really people, these moments make you feel somethings you don't know how to describe.

Ill post the pics sometime today or tomoro, ok fuzz man. Oh and yeah, I want to say hi from you to the baby, but dhaya is so ticklish, she wont let me talk to the baby.

O yah, and koks chose a name for the baby. She sayz she'll call him/her Saththaaru. Go figure.

End of the Week (AKA All Hail....) - Episode 6

Ahhhhh, Thursday at last.

Been a while since I even looked at this page. "Surprisingly", no feedback on my last post. Hey fuzz, you said lotsa people read the stuff here. Well, maybe not my posts. Thanks for your feedback uncle fuzz.

Any way, me and dhaya fixed our DVD player last night. I was out in the rain two times trying to find a capacitor and some tools to get it fixed. Finally after taking apart a trimmer, mini radio, PS 1, CD-ROM and a remote, a cordless phone had one of those capacitors in it. I tried my best to pop it out without damaging it, and in vain ended up screwing up the job by detaching one of its sides completely.

But on the grounds of "I won't give up till I get it fixed", I took apart an old P4 power supply to find to my delight, the same type of capacitor (My god people.....you cant even buy one of these little capacitor bastards in Male').

Then I went out in the rain again to get me a soldering gun, and some lead to detach and attach the little bastard. After much effort, and uncertainity on the part of my wife, "We" (meaning me my wife and my tiny little baby) got it done.

Now at last I come to my final happy ending, where I actually got the damned player to function like new. Hip, hip.......lol. Well any way, perfect ending to a lousy week. Cheers all.

Ps. Wanna guess how I found out that the capacitor needed replacement? Beleive it or not, i typed in "DVD player power light keeps blinking" on google (via my phone), and voila the top search result was exactly what I needed.

ALL HAIL GOOGLE, the mighty information databank (plus still the best porn and crack finder ever).

Friday, December 1, 2006

Blog???....hmmmm blog!!! - Episode 5

To every one and any one out there who reads these blogs.....I want an honest opinion from you.

What I wanna hear is, what do you people actually intend to see or read about in these blog pages. Please be kind enough to leave me a few suggestions of the type of stuff you actually want.

Lets see what comes up....shall we.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

The way of the PC - Episode 4

Not only is there a "Way of the Jedi", there is also a way to keep your PC fast, trained to endure, be "healthy" and carry a light sabre......well maybe not the latter.

This post is sorta my brothers idea. It goes out to all you non-techies out there. Its all tips and facts that can make your PC (may it be desktop / laptop) faster, less liable to crash, and also safer from viruses.

First off, programs you may use - yet not good for the performance of your PC.

1) Tool bars & hot bars (with the exception of google tool bar) :- This is a definite no no if your trying to keep your PC, specially surfing the Internet in peace. These tool bars and hot bars usually come with add ware, spy ware, and also make it possible to annoy the user with stuff you really don't need. But the google hot bar is definitely a useful tool, in terms of searching, blocking pop-ups and much more [details are quite long, maybe I'll dedicate a post for that].

2) Programs that start up with your operating systems, this is the stuff that starts up as soon as you turn your PC on. Ok, lemme give you why these programs are bad for ya. First of the start up will lag definitely with each new program that has to run at start up. Im sure a lotta you out there have this issue where it takes more then 2 minutes where the PC is still loading all these programs at start up. Take em off people, you can run what ever you want, when you want....just don't leave it for start up. Example would be download apps such as Ares, Kazaa and all these P2P apps. Also messenger, if you want to speed up your start up and really don't need your messenger to start every time you turn on, then DON'T. This can save that start up time a lot. Also apps such as quick time, auto updates for different apps, win amp agent, and such are really unnecessary apps that load and run in the background.

3) Different independently developed add-ons for standard apps. What I'm talking about are the add-ons available on the internet such as add-ons for MSN messenger or even windows (except from Microsoft). Most of the time these add-ons come with different viruses such as Trojans and more. Also they may not be as complete as, off the shelf software updates from original vendors of that software. This tendency to be incomplete create gaps in their security which make em more vulnerable to virus attacks. So if you value your safety and the safety of your PC ....... just don't use any add-on you find out there.

Unholy, this is long aint it.....ok I must be boring ya all. Well there is so much to say, any way I'll write more on this topic later.

Buh bye for now.

This one is for my wife - Episode 3

Ah, time at last to write in my blog. Hey ya all, I'm back.

Ok, this one is dedicated to my wife, my one and only Dhaya. The sweet little girl who came into my life to make me a better man, a caring husband (I hope), a wonderful father (maybe my son/daughter will say that), and of course fatter than ever, now that I have almost everything a man can ask for.

I just wanted to post this to thank my beautiful, bubbly, cute and definitely pregnant little Dhaya doll for giving me everything i just described above. Love you with every beat of my heart. I know you feel the same about me too.

Thank God for this blessing he gave me.

Peace out.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Showdown in the Office - Episode 2

I'm back, and this time....with a vengeance. Hell ya!!!!

Heh heh, got carried away with the atmosphere here. For all you people sitting at a desk at your office or even at home, I extend my invitation to come shoot your best friends and office mates with your weapon of choice.

Well I just got off being the winner of 2 straight matches of Combat Task Force 121. Its a lot like the infamous Counter Strike. All you got to do is sneak or hunt your opponent (team or individual) and shoot them on site. Well, you can also stab them with your trusty knife or blow them up with your grenades.

To all you people who don't like blood, guts and gore i got to say, playing this game aint much about enjoying violence, but more about enjoying yourself and having a challenging, yet fun time. You would be amazed at how much you actually enjoy playing something like this. Some women who never played this game before even enjoyed playing a few rounds with us.

If you don't believe me try it out with some friends or play online.

Well enough on strategic office warfare. Get back later on something else.

Over and out.

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Beginning - Pilot

In the name of the lord, the beneficent, the merciful.

Hello every one,

First time ever starting up a bloggers account. Be it all thanks to my brother fuzz (uncle b for some), the mighty blogger.

I want to start things off by giving ya all an insight on who and where I am right now.

Well I'm an "ordinary" guy (ps, thats without hair on my head), going to be something special soon (Imma be a pappy, really excited about that).

Right now I'm sitting in my office, keeping an eye on my boss (might pop in with a new idea for his website at any time), surrounded by my co-workers (now this is really a strange, insane yet fun bunch of people) and I just got a call from my sis who wants me to do some dirty work for her (details withheld).

If you want me to paint you a picture of me, broke would be the color....lol. Well any way, I think thats enough for now. Get back to this soon.

Peace ya all. Power to my penis.....o wait, thats "people".